Didn't I say it's just me? You will not believe this..

Ok! I had to jump on the computer just now (7:21 p.m.) and tell you all this. Hope you are sitting for this one. Yup! this one is a good one.. I still can't believe this. Well, I have been sick for like 3 days, I am not a big baby that is why I haven't really talked about it. I haven't been out all day. I was suppose to go to NH and just decided to rest. Well yup! rest...huh! Are you kidding me? I start off by bleaching the whole house and just cleaned most of the day. Now at around 7 p.m. I decided to color my hair. I am very anal and make sure that I don't get any dye anywhere. Well not tonight. Black dye marks on my bathroom door. I was like (no friggin way). Of course it doesn't come out right? So now I am laughing at myself cause I am just staring at the door. My husband comes to the bathroom and sees me sitting on the floor just staring at the door. He was like "what the hell happened?" and then of course kept walking. Big Help! So what do you think I did? If you know me, then you know exactly what I did. I went into the closet to get the can of paint to paint the door. I know that I am not Mr. Fix it but I am not dumb (wait til you hear this). I will take that back.
I have the jar of paint in my hand and I am reading it. Then I decide to shake it...yup! shake it. Am I plugged in? Why would I shake the can? Don't ask. I then proceed to open the can with a butter knife around the edges...Can anyone tell me what happened next?????? The cover of the can explodes and there is white paint all over my counter and floor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Close your mouth cause it gets better. Now I am like "no way". The Big Helper is still upstairs clueless (what else is knew). I feel like I live alone. Now instead of cleaning the paint, I start to stir it with a stick. The stick breaks and now I have to put my hand in the can to get it out. Ask me if I was thinking????? I am still laughing... The paint is all cleaned up of course and I couldn't resist telling you all this..I hope you had a good laugh. I did. Would you still believe me if I told you that my husband still has no clue what just happened to me?????? Why do u think I blog so much?