Only me.........

Either I just laugh alot or I don't take too much too serious and enjoy life... If you are reading this and laugh, then you know me too well..
Anyway, so today at lunch I went to the mall to buy a new bra for the boobsky's (that what I call them). Since I am down 16.50 pounds....it was time for a new bra. Now, I usually don't go to lunch alone, but the girl I work with is on vacation. So I go Victoria Secret and look around for a girl to help me...I see one and I tell her (without even thinking) "I need a new bra for the boobsky's). She was like ummmm ok. She had nooooooo sense of humor. In my head, I am saying (Jenny are you kidding me that you just said boobsky's to the girl, laughing my ass off). I wanted to laugh so bad out loud but she was clueless. Even tho she was pretty, the minute she opened her mouth she was a joke. See! looks don't mean everything. So, then she asks me what I am looking for and I tell her that I like the ones that give me the (ya know) and so she brings me over to this cute one and I go try it on. I am in the dressing room and I am laughing still about what I said to her. All of a sudden the door opens and you know that thing you do when you are naked and want to cover yourself??? Well I cover down there and not up top. Don't ask why!!!!!Ya well that is what I did even tho I had pants on. The woman was from France and spoke no English... She just said some VOOLIE VOOLIE to me and I was like "it's OK!" please, no worries, it is ok...So now this woman just saw my boobsky's and I have to leave the dressing room. Why do I have to be alone for these things. Now the girl comes up to me and say "so, do u like that one?" and I said yes, it is perfect. Then the idiot of a girl says yes that one is good for larger chest.. Does she think that a 38C is BIG...Hell no..Well maybe that is because she looked like a piece of cardboard. Anyway, it was a fun lunch all alone.. Hope you had a laugh. I am still laughing about the boobsky's....